Showing posts with label Goldfinger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goldfinger. Show all posts

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Goldfinger - The Knife


If you know me at all, you know that my first and only favorite band has always been the legendary Goldfinger. Their viciously passionate tunes are the primary reason I picked up my bass guitar or began compiling an arsenal of records. They’re a massive influence on my own art, and the gateway that got me into punk, ska, hardcore, metal—all of it. 

But when they dropped The Knife this summer, their first record in nearly a decade, something held me back from running to the record store and grabbing a copy. Some trepidation, perhaps at their long hiatus or the apparent lineup upheaval, had me making excuses as to why I hadn’t heard a single song, let alone bought a copy. It was a full two months before curiosity got the best of me and I checked it out.

And as I should have known, Goldfinger always comes through for me.

The Knife is certainly not your standard Goldfinger record, but neither is it any less Goldfinger than I had hoped for. There are amazing dynamics across both the sound and the composition; the record opens with a punk ripper “A Million Miles,” followed by a too-danceable-for-its-own-good ska anthem “Get What I Need.” Goldfinger flaunts dynamics in the individual compositions as well, using quiet verses to amp heady choruses, juxtaposing grinding slash beats with insanely catchy pop hooks. The Knife ranges far in both genre and intensity, so that no matter what your stylistic preferences are, Goldfinger delivers hard.  

 


If I’m being honest, one of the biggest worries my heart housed when this record was released had to do with the lineup changes. My heart holds endless room for the first two incarnations of Goldfinger, so when I heard that John was the only returning member for The Knife, I felt a little disheartened. To then learn that both Charlie Paulson and Darrin Pfeiffer had since cut off contact with John, and that Kelly Lemieux had left to play bass in Buckcherry of all acts, only served to deepen my depression about the whole affair. While I’ve always loved John Feldmann’s infectious songwriting and sincere energy, it was the band Goldfinger that I loved, not the name, and to think that it had become “the John show” left me feeling less than excited for the release of The Knife.

That said, when I finally gave it a shot, I was surprised to find that the new lineup carries this comprehensive and powerful collection of songs with ardor. Philip Sneed handles his guitar with skill and grace, his leads melding seamlessly with the rhythmic thrashing that John and bassist Mike Herrera set down. The drums are manned almost exclusively by none other than the pop-punk legend Travis Barker, though Twenty One Pilots’ Josh Dun also makes an appearance on “Orthodontist Girl.” In addition, The Knife is loaded with spots by guest musicians, many of whom apparently collaborated on writing, bringing fresh minds and voices to Goldfinger’s music.  



 

Goldfinger can do virtually no wrong in my eyes, yet my one point of umbrage with them (or with John Feldmann) has always been the lyrics. As John puts it, most of his songs come in “explosive ideas” that are completed “in a half hour,” and rarely do those songs see a revision process. If he’s not singing strung-together clichés and idioms (such as “I took a stand, I made a choice / To take the road less traveled” in “Beacon”), often his lines somehow just barely manage to make grammatical sense (“Hold the knife / Away from me” in “Put the Knife Away”).

Still, it is important to note that many of the songs that appear on The Knife were not initially Goldfinger songs; John has stated that “I had a bunch of songs stockpiled that I thought were great, but which other artists didn’t think were appropriate for them.” Thus, John took tunes that might have been meant initially for more pop-driven or popular acts, and spun them into the honest, free, and oft-goofy pieces that have always defined Goldfinger’s catalog.

Despite John’s lackadaisical creation process, there is still a whole lot of substance to the songs that make up The Knife. John spends much of the record writing about his past from the perspective of the present, reminiscing on times good and bad and analyzing his relationships with family and friends. “Who’s Laughing Now” was apparently written about a “business relationship that went sour,” one that John “loved and cherished,” while “Tijuana Sunrise” describes his dangerous and debauched youth after his parents had “tossed [him] aside.” Similarly, “Get What I Need” wanders through the positive memories of John’s punk-rock youth, while the re-recordedAm I Deaf” looks back on those same instances from the perspective of a 40-something family man trying to reconnect with his youth. 



Though some substance may still be lacking, overall this record is insanely tasty, and I know without doubt this CD won’t be leaving my car’s rotation for a long time. The Knife gathers the iterations of Goldfinger’s past and brings them into a crisp and catchy present tense. John Feldmann knows that, despite the various changes that age and experience have brought, Goldfinger is still a huge part of his life, one that he’s “not ready to let go of yet.” And so I will not let go either, but instead revel in Goldfinger’s continued vitality and evolution in the same way a fourteen-year-old me did: with wide eyes and anxious ears.


Tunes to Check Out:
1) Get What I Need
3) A Million Miles

Friday, May 5, 2017

Millencolin - Pennybridge Pioneers



As I’ve mentioned from the very beginning, the original Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater games have a special place in my heart. They were my introduction to the genre of punk rock, my original exposure to music that was fast, energetic, and honest. The first installment in the game series ignited my love affair with Goldfinger and ska-punk in general, while the sequel acquainted me with the likes of punk legends Lagwagon and Bad Religion. For an eleven-year-old homeschooled dweeb living in semi-rural Connecticut, these games were more than just entertainment: they were my gateway drug into the world of alternative music.

Among the more acclaimed names like Rage Against the Machine, Anthrax, and Powerman 5000, there was also a lesser-known band on the soundtrack of THPS 2: Millencolin, a European group then just beginning to get recognition in the U.S. “No Cigar” was an instant hit with me, its angsty no-fucks-given attitude arriving just as I was becoming a teenager, and I was absolutely enamored. I would play the game for hours just so I could learn the lyrics, all the while wishing I could get my hands on more. Thus, when on my fourteenth birthday I was given a blank check of sorts for CDs (the same haul that brought me Bender’s monumental debut), at the top of the list was Millencolin’s Pennybridge Pioneers, the parent record of “No Cigar” that came to define my standard of punk rock for years to come.

From my first spin of Pennybridge Pioneers, I knew that I had found something worth cherishing. There is no lack of prowess or personality on this record; every song, whether in major or minor key, offers catchy melodies and precise instrumentation too juicy to ignore. The sound is very reminiscent of So. Cal punk, which is no surprise given that Pioneers was recorded in Hollywood and produced by punk icon Brett Gurewitz. Yet this Swedish quartet layers in a large amount of catchy writing onto their music. Instead of shying away from pop in favor of gritty punk, Millencolin dives right in, smashing along a swing beat in “Fox” and chugging at a slow, danceable pace in “The Mayfly.” Similarly, Nikola Sarcevic’s straining and raspy vocal lines seem to rattle out pages of lyrics in seconds, all stuck to a delightfully fun melody. 



While pop is definitely the driving factor in Millencolin’s music, the vehicle is their impeccable punk rock aesthetic. Fredric Larzon smashes his drums with quick and precise strikes, bullying along “Highway Donkey” and “Duckpond” with blurring cut beats. Guitarists Erik Ohlsson and Mathias Farm alternate their rhythm and lead sections to create perfect complements to each other’s playing. And at the center is Sarcevic’s rumbling bass, thumping down the foundation beneath the band or growling in the spotlight in “Devil Me” and “Right About Now.”

On Pennybridge Pioneers, Millencolin takes their skate-punk roots and injects them with a healthy dose of pop, and no song epitomizes this as well as “A-Ten.” Opening with a dolorous yet driving guitar riff, Ohlsson and Farm weave their rhythm pieces together, enveloping the entire spectrum of the instrument’s sound and spinning it into a masterpiece. Nikola’s vocals are laden with emotion as he attempts to console a friend through a loss, his mournful exclamation of “You wanna see her back again” wringing every ounce of feeling from the song. His melodies and the instrumentation belie the song’s minor key, instead drawing hope and happiness from a situation that would usually imply darkness. “A-Ten” drives its emotional content home with relentless energy, a deft blend of mosh and melody that invariably gets stuck in my head long after the song is done.



Undoubtedly, Millencolin has their composition process down to a science, producing pieces that feel as passionate as they sound. As is often the case with this style of music, however, the lyrics on Pennybridge Pioneers want for that same precision and attention to detail. Many of Sarcevic’s lines feel sloppy, his images ill-defined. Lines like “to prevent something like a theft I got her locked around a tree” in “Fox” are laden with unnecessary words, while the phrase “does never get a pass in “The Ballad” doesn’t even make grammatical sense, perhaps a result of English being the second language choice for these Swedes. Still, I can’t stress enough how absolutely sincere Nikola’s vocals feel, so that even his laziest writing comes across with as much intensity as if he were shouting it right in my face.

Although most of the lyrical work on Pennybridge Pioneers fails to invite anything more than a cursory read, one particular piece manages to fully encapsulate and communicate its ideal with surprising ease: “No Cigar,” the song that had me hooked from the very first slap of the snare. Across a backdrop of searing skate punk, Sarcevic unravels line after line of distilled teenaged angst and alienation. His verses clamber across the various judgmental attitudes we all encounter in our youth: “Tell us where you’re from / what you want to become / and we’ll say if you’re OK,” or the still resonating “We will shut you out / We’ll put you in doubt / If you think that you’re special.” In the face of this negativity, Nikola’s chorus lines cast aside the darkness with a powerful mission statement as he shouts “I don’t care where I belong no more / What we share or not I will ignore / And I won’t waste my time fitting in / ‘Cause I don’t think contrast is a sin.” It is this message of self-acceptance, defying expectations and norms in favor of individuality, that slammed into my 12-year-old ears like a shotgun blast, resonating fully with the budding angst that I was just getting to know. “No Cigar” introduced me to both the sound and ethos of punk rock, values that still reside at my core fifteen years later.



Pennybridge Pioneers is the record that “took [Millencolin] to the next level,” and while it may sound dramatic, in a lot of little ways, it has changed my life too. It gave me my first real taste of So. Cal punk sound (even if they weren’t from Cali), a sound with which I would soon become obsessed. It provided me with the material (and the guts) to start playing bass like a punk, as well as the inspiration to take that bass work to a band setting. It inspired me not just to value my own individuality, but to assert it, to push it through to the forefront in all that I do. And though I can’t imagine it will have the same life-shattering effect on you that it did on me, I urge you to give this record a spin, because at its very worst, it’s still a damn good listen.


Tunes to Check Out:
1) No Cigar
3) A-Ten

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Green Day - Insomniac


As I try to peer into my increasingly-foggy youth, I realize that my very first introduction to punk music of any sort was via early Green Day. I was maybe ten years old, standing in the room of my friend’s older brother as he put on “Nice Guys Finish Last.” Just standing, just listening, just loving it. A few days later, I managed to borrow Nimrod and Dookie to burn my own copies, discs which have not worked for almost a decade now due to overplay. 

I knew I liked Green Day then, and I liked them A LOT. So years later, when I was finally old enough to purchase my own CDs and found myself browsing the “G” section at Walmart (undoubtedly on a fruitless search for more Goldfinger), I found the “Green Day” tag and sifted through the cases, pulling out an album of theirs that I hadn’t yet heard, one that would change entirely the way I thought about music: Insomniac

As their third full-length and second major-label release, no one would have been surprised to see Green Day repeat the successful, accessible sound of their previous record, but that is exactly what the band avoids on Insomniac. Tré Cool lays into every single drum beat with fervor and fury, driving the tunes at tempos that mainstream radio had never even approached before. Billie Joe Armstrong thrashes his guitar strings, his tone soaked in distortion. He completely ignores even the concept of a guitar lead, favoring simple and biting power chords—and so Mike Dirnt’s rumbling bass fills that void, running through bright yet brooding basslines in “Stuart & the Ave” and “Stuck with Me."


While there is no lack of the pop sensibility that endeared them to the world, Green Day focuses the sound of Insomniac through the infuriated energy of their punk rock roots. And yet, Insomniac remains the band’s darkest release, and shows them testing the limits of the genre in which they began. “Geek Stink Breath” and “Brain Stew” feature slow, chugging progressions drenched in distortion and low frequencies, adding a morbid depth to their historically pop sound. “Panic Song” takes off with an extended jam intro, Dirnt frantically strumming a single screaming note while Armstrong and Cool crash against each other for two full minutes before launching into the song proper. Even the cover art features a layer of the strange and sinister, an adaptation of a Winston Smith collage entitled “God Told Me to Skin You Alive.” 

Insomniac chronicles a step in Green Day’s evolution, the meat of which is contained in Billie Joe Armstrong’s lyrics. Billie Joe is no longer singing about getting stoned, masturbating, or dreaming of distant girls; “Geek Stink Breath” tackles the destructive results of his methamphetamine use, while “Brain Stew” furthers the horrid after-effects of one of those benders. Many songs feature a bleak self-reflection: Billie Joe labels himself as “my own worst friend / my own closest enemy” in the opener “Armatage Shanks,” while further ragging on himself in “Bab’s Uvula Who?” with the line: “I’ve got a knack for fucking everything up.” 


Green Day’s Insomniac was written during a confusing and violent life upheaval for the band, a paradigm shift from which their abrasive instrumentation and darker lyrics are bred. Their previous release Dookie, being both their major-label debut and a monster hit, had propelled the trio into stardom overnight, a veritable accident. And yet the fact that they had attained it, even through dumb luck, led to their expulsion from the DIY punk scene at 924 Gilman Street, which had been their home and family since their high school days. Suddenly, Green Day stood in the spotlight of the world, completely abandoned and derided by their once-musical peers.

This sudden disconnection from the reality of their lives is the main theme that they explore through Insomniac. Despite having changed literally nothing but their distributor, the band fell ass-backwards into fame and new fans, and so lost the support and credibility of their old fans. And rather than fawn to either side, Green Day wrote Insomniac, a resounding “fuck you” to literally everybody. The sound is abrasive, raw, borderline violent—exactly the antithesis of radio. And yet their lyrics tell all the old, stuck-up punks from Gilman to piss off as well: “86mocks the “holier-than-thou” attitude of their former friends, while “No Pride” calls out the hypocrisy of the punk scene with the lines “You better digest your values / cause’ they turn to shit” and “No culture’s worth a stream of piss / Or a bullet in my face.” 

Insomniac is a record about frustration and fury, about being stuck in a situation never asked for, and no song captures the complete insanity of that situation better than the album’s punk banger, “Jaded.” Clocking in at a minute and a half, “Jaded” was tacked onto the third single, “Brain Stew,” because of the crossfade between the tracks, and thus received far more promotion than it ever would otherwise. Amid a breakneck pace set by Tré Cool’s thumping kick drum, Billie Joe and Mike Dirnt give their strings the beating of a lifetime as they thrash and scrape. The instrumentation feels like a building about to collapse, yet the band holds it together long enough for Billie Joe to deliver his ranting, raucous lyrics. 


Immediately, the loss of control is made apparent: “Somebody keep my balance / I think I’m falling off” before commenting on the meaninglessness of at even attempting to control the situation in the chorus: “Always move forward / Going ‘straight’ will get you nowhere.” “Jaded” is Green Day’s swift kick to the face of fan and foe alike, a deriding commentary towards the bizarre situation they’ve ended up in, as well as their complete lack of interest in taking a side. 


Whatever your view of Green Day, if you give Insomniac a chance, you will find at least a true sincerity that most bands would sell their souls (and have already) to mimic, let alone embody. These three goofballs perform the most punk-rock of all actions by creating a record so unforgiving and unrelenting in its honesty that both the mainstream and the underground refused to accept it (just check out this angry letter written to Billie Joe, as well as his cheeky response). It is this record that showed me how to be true to oneself, wholly disregarding critics and sycophants and idols to create something that is simply and brutally the soul. Even if it is somewhat juvenile, bleak, or even nihilistic, Insomniac forces the listener to reevaluate the musician’s target of their music—the listener, or the creator—and that is a topic no other record even dares to approach. 

Tunes to Check Out:

Sunday, March 27, 2016

MEST - Destination Unknown



Every music enthusiast has some band that they idolized during their formative years, only to find out that, when the visor of youthful bliss had been lifted, that act was never really all that great. For me, that artist is Chicago pop-punk masters MEST, whom I first discovered in the liner notes of Goldfinger’s Hang Ups. I soon landed on a copy of Destination Unknown, and was ecstatic to find another act that was everything I loved in music: fast, loud, catchy, and angsty. And though a decade later, Destination Unknown now plays like a guilty pleasure, I still am quite in love with its almost kitschy charms. 

As a unit, MEST is extremely tight and quite creative, and do manage to put together a powerful array of songs on their sophomore major label effort. Guitarists Tony Lovato and Jeremiah Rangel thrash through heady power chord riffs, one guitarist occasionally dipping into a melody or trading off vocal duties to the other. Bassist Matt Lovato lays a groundwork of extreme integrity, while drummer Nick Gigler flies through fills, slashing his drum heads in half with his speed. Their collective energy is virtually unmatched by other acts; songs like “Opinions” and “It’s Over” are so lively that I have no trouble imagining the band jumping up and down in the studio while recording. As instrumentalists, MEST sure has a grip on their genre, and deliver an intensity and honesty that had me frothing at the mouth when I was a kid. 



Produced by Goldfinger frontman John Feldmann, the sound of Destination Unknown is loaded with hallmarks of his mentoring, one aspect that really helps it stand out. There are constant dynamic shifts throughout each song, making every second interesting and every repeated section unique. Besides their well-worn punk sound, MEST creates variety by dipping into other genres as well, emulating ska in “Reason,” touching on pop in “Mother’s Prayer,” and toying with hip-hop beats in “Cadillac.” Furthermore, songs like “Living Dead” steer away from the general verse-chorus-verse song structure, adding further intricacy to the album. While MEST certainly brings some worthwhile pieces to the table on Destination Unknown, it is the guru-like advice and production of John Feldmann that makes each song pop in its own way, letting the record explore sounds and spaces that it might not have otherwise. 

One song where instrumentation and production coalesce flawlessly is the driven and emotive “Drawing Board.” Opening with a dolorous guitar riff that establishes the mood, MEST uses the room of the song to stretch in all sorts of directions, thrashing through a punk chorus broken up by gentler verses, beating down on a rhythmic bridge, and even peppering in a gentle, melodic guitar solo. Both Jer and Tony interweave their voices in harmonies and counterpoints throughout the song’s coda, before capping everything with a reverb-drenched choral outro. While John Feldmann’s fingerprints are all over the arrangement, it is MEST’s die-hard execution that brings “Drawing Board” to life. 


If I’m being honest, the instrumentation, arrangement, energy, and production of Destination Unknown are all superb, if not near flawless. This record has it all in the instruments, but unfortunately, the lyrics suck more than a little life from the songs. While simplicity is to be expected from a pop-punk act, MEST seems to put the bare minimum of effort into their writing, i.e. piling some words on top of a melody. Though they may be catchy, the opening lines of “Another Day” feel like they were scrawled inside a high school freshman’s diary: “Another day gone by / and still no reason why / you say goodbye and then you cry.” Similarly, the lines “Frustrated with what’s going on / I feel lost and I don’t feel right” from “Opinions” sound like they came from the pen of an automaton. And while they do craft a few interesting phrases here and there, for most of Destination Unknown, both Tony Lovato and Jer Rangel unfortunately seem far more focused on finding cheap rhymes than imparting anything insightful. 

Worse than their apparent lack of interest in crafting interesting lyrical pieces is MEST’s blatant disregard for cohesion of any sort. While they always manage to squish enough language together to imply a theme like lost love or teen angst, often parts of the song seem to have no bearing on the rest of the tune, like the lines “from the bottom to the top / they stuck to their guns, they’ll never stop” in “Without You,” a song clearly about a failed relationship. What’s worse, many songs feature lines that do not even make sense grammatically; the chorus to “Misunderstood” doesn’t even hold up as a sentence: “Completely overwhelming / stories that you’ve heard / when people tell you that / don’t trust him.” 


There is a horrifying weakness in the lazy writing on Destination Unknown, but truth be told, MEST is not an act trying to impress anyone. As Tony puts it, although they consider themselves “serious musicians,” they are certainly “not serious as people,” and that comes through in their extremely general lyrical writing. There is a massive atmosphere of fun throughout Destination Unknown, pervading every song regardless of its tone or lyrical content. The music is made to incite mosh pits, to whirl around to while thrashing at a guitar, or simply to laugh, nothing more. When the band needs to be serious, such as in arranging their instrumentation or in dedicating a song to the Madden brothers’ mother, they are more than capable; the rest is just four friends having fun doing what they love. 

Listening back to this record, I find myself laughing more than a little at the pedestal I used to place under Destination Unknown, whose instrumentation still holds up as powerful and complex while the lyrical sentiments and execution leave me cringing. But still, Destination Unknown stands as pivotal in my musical upbringing, having fostered much of my own teenaged angst at a time when I didn’t know where else to put it. With each listen, I am immediately taken back to my thirteenth year, sitting in my cold basement and stumbling along on my bass to the rhythms of “Fuct Up Kid” or “Breaking Down,” warmed with a fun, rocking nostalgia that I wouldn’t trade for anything. 

Tunes to Check Out:
1) Drawing Board


Sunday, June 21, 2015

Less Than Jake - Borders & Boundaries


            I have a long history with ska, and usually encounter no trouble enjoying the acts that perform it, but for whatever reason, Less Than Jake and I have never truly gelled. Through all of high school and college, LTJ records found their way into my hands, and I even got to see them open for Goldfinger in 2008. But they never impressed me, or even totally made sense to me. Even though they had everything a good ska act needed, and are celebrated as one of the great third-wave powerhouses, I have just never understood their music, and have never found them to be anything more than alright.
            In pondering this strange disconnect, I asked a good friend to recommend an album to reintroduce me, as he is both a huge fan and pretty knowledgeable in all things LTJ. After some careful thought, he steered me towards a copy of Borders & Boundaries, asserting that this was the best record to show me how capable this act could be. Trusting in his wisdom, I popped Borders & Boundaries into my car's CD player, and although I am still not enamored, it has certainly provided me with a new appreciation for this beloved third wave act.
            If Less Than Jake is known for anything, it is for energetic performances, and Borders & Boundaries is completely stuffed with energy. Vinnie Fiorello smashes his drum kit about in thundering slash beats, combining syncopated hits with Roger Lima's jazzy basslines. Chris Demakes' guitar is crunchy with overdrive, but his crisp tone and full chords fill out what little space the rhythm section doesn't have covered. Roger and Chris trade off vocal duties, sometimes mid-song, creating dynamic and interesting melodies to counterpoint the horn section, making Borders & Boundaries loaded with tight and lively performances and a damn fun listen from start to finish.


            Between surprisingly tight production values and driving composition, Borders & Boundaries makes for an airtight listening experience, but as one spin will tell you, it is far more a punk record than a ska one, a fact acknowledged by the band in a 2011 interview.[1] The staple elements of a traditional ska sound are rather sparse on this record; Chris rarely relies on upstroke chords and almost never turns off his distortion, and although horn players Buddy Schaub, Pete Anna, and Derron Nuhfer are full-time members of the band, their contributions only appear on half of the songs, leaving the other half to the trio of the rhythm section.
            The underdeployment or lacking contributions of the horn section in Less Than Jake has always been a source of contention for me, and it does feel like there is some unexplored melody space on this record. However, the trio of Chris, Vinnie and Roger plays as an extremely tight unit on Borders & Boundaries; their vigorous and youthful performances really drive the whole sound of the record, and as hard as it is for me to confess, they often don’t need all the horns (and Buddy admits just as much in an interview shortly after Pete Anna left)[2]. Their enmeshed playing really exudes a meaningful energy that communicates a ton all its simplicity, providing a thorough foundation upon which the horns can easily be added as ornamental pieces.


            As far as instrumentation goes, Borders & Boundaries is exciting, detailed, and definitively pop-punk, and the lyrics for the most part follow a similar vein. Most of Vinnie Fiorello’s writing is straightforward, rarely edging into poetics, which perfectly fits their style of music. However, the band has taken the time to weave an overlying theme into most of their songs, specifically that of the effects of time passing. Many of the songs take on a nostalgic feel, remembering old friends from the past like in “Mr. Chevy Celebrity” or directly invoking memories in “Suburban Myth” with lines like “I’ll show you where I lost my job / and where I got chased by the cops.”[3] But rather than wallow in the past, LTJ also takes a look at the future as it approaches; “Pete Jackson is Getting Married” analyzes the oncoming rush of adulthood in an exciting form, while “Last Hour of the Last Day of Work” dreads that same idea. Although simple, Less Than Jake completely conquers their lyrical theme of the passage of time, touching on both past and future incarnations of themselves without fixating on them.
            To my surprise (and more than a little chagrin), Borders & Boundaries is actually loaded with songs that I can’t stop spinning, but no two tunes receive more airplay from me than “Last Hour of the Last Day of Work” and “Is This Thing On?” On Fat Wreck's website, the album is described as "a display of significant growth for the band," and indeed, both of these songs present a vulnerable side of the band that I had never heard before[4]. In each tune, Chris’ emotive vocals deal with insecurity in and suspicion of the modern world, exploring how easily it is to get swept up in the surge of the future. The lyrical anxieties in each tune are reflected by the instrumentation which, while staying in the pop-punk field the band has pioneered, utilizes major rises and minor falls in the chord progressions that reflect and solidify the terror in Chris’ voice and Vinnie’s lyrics.


            With messages like "you can't second guess how to live your life,"[5] both “Is This Thing On?” and “Last Hour of the Last Day of Work” step away from the usual LTJ “gimmicky songs about our friends" feel (of which there is no shortage on Borders and Boundaries) and actually open up to the listener. This open exposure is something I did not think Less Than Jake was capable of, and knowing that they can write songs with true meaning such as these has definitely allowed me to appreciate them like never before.


            Although in no way a mind-blowing experience, Borders & Boundaries is a solid record in every way it needs to be: the music is rocking, the melodies are catchy, and even the mistakes still exude fun. It is, as Chris calls it, a record loaded with "staples" that LTJ is "still proud of to this day," and I completely understand why it is held in such high regard by both fans and the band.[6] In exploring this record, I think I have finally established the connection with Less Than Jake that I need to further explore and appreciate their catalog, to experience the records I don’t know and rediscover the ones I used to enjoy. Borders & Boundaries has become a true gateway into LTJ for me, and I would be a liar if I said I wasn’t excited to see what lies beyond.

Tunes to Check Out:
1) The Last Hour of the Last Day of Work
2) Is This Thing On?
3) Malt Liquor Tastes Better When You've Got Problems

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Smash Mouth - Fush Yu Mang



            As my musical interests continue to grow and diversify, I’ve found that the greatest surprises don’t always stem from stumbling upon a little-known artist, but from rediscovering new things about the artists to whom I used to listen, whose CDs I spun to death in middle school and about whom I thought I knew everything. When I began exploring ska music in my senior year of high school, I was shocked to find that so many of the bands I loved and listened to either already fell into that genre or had dabbled in its sound. Thus, when I again came across Smash Mouth’s Fush Yu Mang, I was hardly surprised to find it soaked in upstroke guitar chords and horn arrangements. If anything, they only solidified my resolve to re-experience this band that, when I was quite young, had meant the world to me.
            For my eleventh birthday, I received as a gift my first ever CD, the inaugural album that would kick off a lifetime obsession. This album was Smash Mouth’s sophomore effort, Astro Lounge, and although I hardly listened to anything but “All Star,” for the next few years, I proclaimed Smash Mouth my favorite band. I quickly abandoned that record and that band, however, once Goldfinger entered my life, and it wasn’t until my senior year of high school, playing in a ska/punk band with my three best friends, that my drummer burned me a copy of Smash Mouth’s first record, Fush Yu Mang. As I spun the CD for the first time, I was floored to find ska and punk influences from a band I’d once loved, but had gone years without hearing, and with each subsequent listen, my former obsession with Smash Mouth again began to bloom.
            Fush Yu Mang is three things: energetic, diverse, and tons of fun. Smash Mouth is a band that thinks while it plays, and all four musicians provide us with intricate compositions that capture our attention without sacrificing an ounce of energy or enthusiasm. Furthermore, when they decide on a sonic avenue for a tune, they absolutely nail it: their punk thrashes about in distortion and slash beats, their ska skanks against the beat with upstroke barre chords, and their pop grooves with impeccable melody and upbeat progressions. Smash Mouth plays into each genre completely, but the music never deviates from sounding like Smash Mouth. The sounds these four gentlemen create are their own brand, through which they express and experiment with different tastes and styles, and the end result is brilliance.
            The distinct musical flavor of Fush Yu Mang stems from Smash Mouth’s commitment to their music. Their sound is honest and whole because they are first and foremost making this music for themselves—they play what they want to play, regardless of genre labels or outside expectations. In an interview with NY Rock, singer Steve Harwell remarked: “When we formed the band in 1994, we didn’t have one style of music in mind. We wanted to write songs that feel good to us and make others feel good. The question of a particular style never once crossed our minds.[1]
It is this simple delight in creation that gives Fush Yu Mang such an accessible sound, one that invites the listener back time and time again. Furthermore, the fact that they produced this record entirely on their own, [2] without the input of countless detached corporate bodies, shows that Smash Mouth is a band committed to their craft and everything it represents about them as individuals and as a band.
            While there is a plethora of sounds to sample of Fush Yu Mang, the focus lies in the thin area between punk rock and ska. Greg Camp’s guitar playing is forefront in both mix and composition on this record, and his choice between clean barre chords or dirty power chords is the base to which the rest of the band reacts with immaculate fervor. For instance, “Flo,” the record’s opening track, tears out of the gate with a monster beat worthy of moshing. While the verses are peppered with ska, the song’s vehicle is distilled punk: Kevin Coleman trashes his kit while Harwell accusatorily shouts “Who the fuck you think you’re foolin?,”[3] pleading with his girlfriend to cease deluding herself in her unresolved feelings for her former lover. While “Flo” erupts off of the disc like a missile, in sharp contrast, “Disconnect the Dots” completely foregoes that punk vehemence to focus on a full ska arrangement. A bright and beaming horn section owns the intro, and Paul De Lisle’s bass walks perfectly lock with Greg Camp’s clean upstrokes. Topped with gang vocals in the chorus, “Disconnect the Dots”  encapsulates the ska side of Smash Mouth, standing in stark contrast to the more battering beats of “Flo” and proving this band has an incredible capacity for diversity in their music.


            Smash Mouth’s mastery of their craft is hardly limited to the instrumentals. Fush Yu Mang is laden with lyrics that are engaging, cognitive, and especially fun. Smash Mouth has a serious sense of humor which they constantly flaunt: “Beer Goggles” describes the 2 A.M. slump in standards, “Padrino” marks the invention of the new genre “mafia rock,” facetiously celebrating the lifestyle of the mob, and “Flo” and “Heave-Ho” both capture different chapters in the band’s history, retold in hilarious hindsight.[4] Other songs take on a more serious tack, addressing real issues of the world from which this band arose. “Nervous in the Alley” deals with the effects of parental abandonment, giving us graphic images of a girl “waiting for her fix” and paying for it with her body.[5] Similarly, “Walkin’ on the Sun,” the record’s seemingly upbeat lead single, is actually a call to arms, urging us to “snuff the fires and the liars” that dictate our world’s behavior before the entire thing gets “bushwhacked.”[6] Smash Mouth uses their debut record to paint a portrait of their world, and every tale is regaled through interesting language that ranges from hilarious to horrifying.
            In my opinion, Fush Yu Mang is a remarkably deep first record, and each track features some idea or riff into which I can really sink my teeth—with the exception of
one. Unfortunately for this band, there is one fatally crappy song on this record, the penultimate track “Push.” The instrumentation, while partially interesting with its effect-laden guitar parts and slight tempo changes in the verse, feels very rushed and underdeveloped, giving me the impression that this song was more than likely written in the studio right before recording. And if the riffs took fifteen minutes to flesh out, the lyrics must have materialized in less than five, as they completely lack for any semblance of meaning, emotion, coherence, or even rhyme. Harwell rants at some undefined adversary, seeming to cycle through every limp cliché he can think of while he “spin[s his] wheels and [tries] to figure it out.”[7] There is no focus for the song other than vague and meaningless expressions of frustration, but the vocals are front and center in the mix and composition, thus giving the listener absolutely nothing to which the listener can relate.


            “Push” might border on absolute drivel, but it is an anomaly in the sea of awesome music that is Fush Yu Mang. Every other tune displays deep thought and honest enthusiasm from start to finish, and none more so than “Heave-Ho.” A three minute Smash Mouth history lesson, “Heave-Ho” relates the band’s true experience with a crotchety neighbor[8] who is so unpleasant, even “church mice at St. Leo’s down my street / have moved so far away.” Because the band practiced (and later recorded demos of two Fush Yu Mang tracks) in Greg Camp’s apartment, they quickly received an eviction notice,[9] which they attributed to the complaints “lazy cow” next door. Harwell sings of the band’s plight with a serious tone, but his language is completely laughable, as he compares his future to hers: “Maybe someday when I’m jaded / 9 to 5 at a job I hate / I’ll come home and razz my neighbors too.”[10] “Heave-Ho” is an honest and hilarious assessment of the troubles of being in a band while hanging on those myriad naysayers that attempt to impede every musician’s crusade for creativity.


            From its inception, Fush Yu Mang was never meant to be more than a collection of Smash’s Mouth’s enthusiasm for their craft, and there is no lack for integrity or intellect on this record. Both the content and the performance are exuberantly enjoyable, but the delivery system of genre-hopping composition and spirited word play keep the listener’s mind as engaged as the heart. Listening to it now, I now have no doubt as to why the eleven-year-old me loved this band, and why the eighteen-year-old me adored this record: there is simply too much fun to be had.

Tunes to Check Out:
1) Flo
2) Why Can't We Be Friends?
3) The Fonz

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Album Autopsy: Goldfinger's Self-Titled


Disclaimer: The following piece is a super in-depth look at one of my favorite records, and as such, it is riddled with personal opinions and praise for said record. This cannot be helped. 

            Though I’ve spent the last decade immersed in music, diving into new genres and endlessly working to expand my sonic horizons, only one band has held my fascination and reverence through the whole journey. Since my teens, Goldfinger has been my absolute favorite artist, my gateway into punk and ska, and the main inspiration behind all my musical endeavors. No matter how many times I’ve heard one of their songs, each listen is as fresh and awe-inspiring as the very first time, and even at their worst, Goldfinger adds some incredible element to their music that keeps me both interested and enamored.
            My obsession began when my best friend, whose enthusiasm for Goldfinger rivals my own, introduced me to their music. Together, we have analyzed and dissected every song and every record, ranking them in the most objective manner that two superfans can. And though each of Goldfinger’s albums has its strengths, to me, their eponymous debut has always come out on top, perhaps not as their best record, but certainly as my favorite. To me, it is the epitome of their energy, and all of its sixteen tracks (including the ridiculous prank call) exude originality, enthusiasm, and honesty in amounts that I have yet to experience anywhere else.
            Despite being released in the midst of the punk/ska craze in the 90’s, and out of southern California no less, Goldfinger’s self-titled record is anything but conventional. The combination of high caliber musicianship and diverse influences produces an incredible amalgam of sound that is completely unique to this act. Charlie Paulson absolutely murders his guitar, ripping through solos and providing tasteful harmonization to John Feldmann’s rhythm. The interaction between Charlie and John is flawless, their compositions working together to create melodic and driving treble episodes. This duo also provide a range of energy and intensity: “Miles Away” jumps with pop-punk exhilaration, “My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks” features a slow reggae groove, and “Nothing to Prove” is hardcore-punk at its finest.
            Grounding two such creative and prolific lead players would be a severe challenge for most rhythm-section men, but for Simon Williams and Darrin Pfeiffer, it seems as natural as breathing. Simon’s bass tones punch and rumble, and underneath the chord changes, his walking lines move as seamlessly as a school of fish through the ocean. Darrin’s drumming is just as complex, as his improvisational style, incredible speed, and thundering energy meld endlessly beneath the strings, leaving no section without a rock-solid percussive foundation. Both drums and bass take turns in the spotlight over the course of Goldfinger, giving us moments to drool over each instrument, yet even more incredible is how well these two players work together. Darrin’s kick drum seems attached to Simon’s lower register, their parts interweaving and meshing to provide impeccable backdrops to the treble section.
            Against this armada of instruments lay the vocal stylings of John Feldmann, whose impassioned performances immediately suck the listener into the maelstrom. His energy bleeds through the speakers, and the fervor with which he sings and shouts is so apparent and honest that it’s easy to forget he recorded his parts in a studio rather than in the middle of a mosh pit. What’s more, every vocal part is tinged with the unmistakable accent of a smile, assuring the listener that John Feldmann had a hell of a time recording these vocals, and loved every second of it.
            This excitement and delight dripping from John’s vocals bleeds all over his lyrics as well. Although no poet, John concisely and effectively communicates his ideas with his word choices, utilizing both profanity and blatant honesty to leave no confusion as to his intent. In “The City with Two Faces,” his choral scream of “Fuck LA!”[1] is both powerful and catchy, and his self-loathing lament of “I know I’m fucked up and I wish I was dead”[2] in “Mind’s Eye” is sung with a voracity that almost contradicts his lyrical moping. Most of John’s topics are personal yet universal, spinning tales of his life at this point and delivering them so we can’t help but sing along. And while he generally takes a serious approach, the humor ingrained in Goldfinger’s being is hardly stifled: “My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks” grieves over poor water pressure, and “Mable” regales a tale of a three-day relationship ending in infidelity. Though the prose on Goldfinger demands no dissection, every line is coated in mirth and conveyed with elegant simplicity, leaving songs lodged in the head for hours afterward.
            Without question, I could gush over this record until I had a dissertation’s worth of text, because to me, there is a geyser of intrinsic, almost primal truth welling from the creases in this jewel case. Every note and every word on Goldfinger resounds with me more than any other piece of music I’ve encountered. Thus, I feel a general overview of such integrity would be an insult to both this incredible band and to my readers, and only a track-by-track analysis can sufficiently bring every incredible facet of this record to light.

1.      Mind's Eye


            With this opening track, Goldfinger sets the pace of their debut record at a sprint. “Mind’s Eye” explodes with purified punk intensity, kicking off with a slash beat drums and bullet-train chord progressions. John’s vocal melodies soar through catchy rhythms that demand crowd participation. Coupled with his exuberant delivery, his intelligent approach to his vocal part creates a strong contrast against his whiny self-loathing lyrics, forcing us to take his complaining in an ironic light. Despite the circle pit tempo, the entire band is tight, nailing all their syncopated hits and transitions with cold precision, immediately giving the listener a hearty serving of the astonishing attention to detail that defines this band’s sound. Loud, fast, and loaded with clever compositional choices, “Mind’s Eye” provides the perfect introduction to an album, immersing the listener in all things Goldfinger by grabbing and tossing him in headfirst.

2.      Stay


            Goldfinger charges through “Mind’s Eye” with such ferocity that even when as barrel into “Stay,” not an iota of energy is lost. In contrast to its predecessor’s manic feel, “Stay,” is more easy-going, a pop-punk party with a hint of swing. The band starts at a moderate tempo, letting the groove at the heart of the song thrive in palm mutes and heady bass. John’s vocals take center-stage here, his melodies simple but extremely effective. Against the norm, virtually none of John’s lines are tied together with end rhyme, but his note choices and rhythmic singing is so fluid and natural that each lyric seems to slide naturally into the next.
            With “Stay,” Goldfinger introduces on this record a musical theme that is prevalent throughout their career: the sudden change in energy, where the entire band unexpectedly yanks the throttle to full. “Stay” gives us a first taste of this idea when the instrumentation slips out of the swinging groove into a soft bridge: Darrin taps his ride cymbal and Charlie picks through chords while John laments the absence of his significant other. They let this lull go just long enough to set in, and then immediately burst into fast hits and thrumming power chords, repeating both verse and chorus at a manic pace and sprinting to the end of the song. This abrupt outburst turns knocks “Stay” from being a great tune into being an incredible one, and the ferocious way that Goldfinger pulls the trigger on this double-time coda demonstrates just how enthusiastic these four musicians are about their music.

3.      Here in Your Bedroom


            Because of its moderate success as a single, for the many uninitiated, “Here in Your Bedroom” counts as their only exposure to this monster act. Fortunately for them, however, this tune is easily one of the best examples of the myriad and multifaceted sound of Goldfinger. Opening with a fun and complex syncopated drum beat, Darrin sets the stage as ska with his raucous rimshots, supporting the upstroke chords and inventive melody that soon follows. Charlie and Simon drive the feel of the song, and the band’s decision to modulate this riff with each chord creates harmonies and progressions that flirt with jazz theory. Realistically, most acts have trouble pulling off one key change, and for anyone else, the decision to play verses in a completely separate key from the chorus would be insane. Yet Goldfinger proves that audacity pays off, as this continual shift in key (another theme that spans this band’s entire career) is executed with effortless grace and confidence.
            One factor that really sticks out in this song is John’s dualistic approach to the subject matter. At first listen, the lyrical ideas seem almost obvious: the speaker, languishing comfortably in his relationship, secretly frets over the security of that position, knowing that overnight, everything could change and he could be left behind. The initial read suggests this almost clingy character refusing to let the relationship grow and refusing to grow himself, as in the chorus he continually repeats “I still feel the same.” However, a closer look at the verses makes the nature of the song take a 180. The speaker’s admissions of “Here in your bedroom / I can turn my head off / The less that I feel / Is the less that I’m on top” can be read to suggest that he comes to this girl with the intention of not thinking or feeling anything—in his mind, there is no commitment or relationship, only what exists between them in the bedroom, and his incessant worrying of “will you still feel the same” is a fear that she will begin to feel something more than physical attraction. Thus, using very simple language, John creates a dichotomous paradox of words with “Here in Your Bedroom,” simultaneously describes a longing for and aversion to deep connection.[3]

4.      Only A Day


            A short burst of pop-punk, “Only a Day” is two minutes packed with absolute passion and devotion. Goldfinger comes in with guns blazing and maintains this fury through the whole song. Simon’s bass tones are especially punchy underneath Charlie’s feedback-ridden guitar riffs, and Darrin smashes his snare so hard it sounds as if he is striving to shatter the head. John’s vocals are just as ardent, as he relies on shouting much more than actual singing, yet his interesting melodies and catchy songwriting only benefit from the extra energy bleeding through the speakers. Even when the song breaks down into a gentle acoustic facsimile of the verse (one of my favorite moments on this record), the hushed tone only serves as a launch pad for these four to explode outwards towards the coda. Between its heavy intro and syncopated chorus hits, “Only a Day” never fails to pump me up, and remains one of my absolute favorite tunes from Goldfinger’s catalog.

5.      King for a Day


            Where its predecessor was as straight forward as music can be, by comparison, “King for a Day” is perhaps one of the most sophisticated compositions on Goldfinger. The song operates on the very idea of modal changes: the verse and chorus are rooted primarily in D mixolydian, yet the song shifts a whole tritone for the verse into G# major. Such drastic key changes are unheard of outside of freeform jazz, yet Goldfinger cruises between these keys without breaking a sweat—even John’s vocals shift modes without so much as a stutter. This casual grace and confidence is reflected in John’s lyrics, which offer a tender warning against working ourselves into the ground for no reason. His informal delivery of lines like “If I write this song to you / would you listen up? / ‘Cause this is your life, it’s not mine”[4] remind us how important it is to occasionally just step back and groove, because behind all the wealth, power, and drive, we are still only human.
            The relaxed and unconcerned tone of “King for a Day” is reflected in the musicianship on this track, although with a different intention. In a 1996 interview with Drop-D Magazine, Simon Williams asserts that “we’re just a pop band that touches on reggae, ska, and punk….I don’t want us to be caught up in any trends.”[5] Despite such a humble assessment, Goldfinger are truly masters of genre-blending, and with this tune, they deftly distill the elements of reggae through their unique filter: Darrin’s kick drum is loaded with heady reverb, and Simon’s bass line strolls with the laid-back elegance of a celebrity. However, Goldfinger doesn’t stop there in their quest to drop reggae knowledge, instead adding a smooth and subtle organ and captivating horn lines (provided in part by members of ska-powerhouse Reel Big Fish) to really seal the flavor.
            Goldfinger’s ska influences are obvious and authentic, but this particular tinge of rude flavor has a more intelligent application. The band gives us two verse-chorus alternations in this reggae voice, letting the trumpets and upstroke chords lull us into a sway, only to abruptly dump the clutch into high gear, propelling us into punk slash beats and heavy distortion, completely reimagining the song at double the speed and triple the volume. With “King for a Day,” besides showing off their technical skills, Goldfinger proves that they are audacious, spending almost an entire song convincing us that we can relax to the music, only to whip us into a sudden frenzy and toss us into the pit like a stage-diver.

6.      Anxiety


            Though I love this record through and through, there is one performance that far outshines everything else imprinted on this disc for me, exuding more vitality and vigor than any other song. For me, “Anxiety” is the absolute epitome of music, a song more multifaceted, intricate, and sincere than any other piece of music I’ve ever heard, and everything that Goldfinger does in its two-and-a-half minutes unequivocally proves my point. This song is packed with more energy than a power plant, but simultaneously our core four performs their parts with precision and cognizance. Simon pummels his bass, Charlie shreds through a melodic guitar solo that is both engaging and inspiring, and Darrin utilizes every cymbal in his kit, from tiny pops of the splash in the second verse to upbeat smashes of the bell in the chorus. The drumming in this song is entirely unbelievable—Darrin is incredibly precise throughout, laying down hard beats and complicated fills that would make other drummers forfeit the trade. However, the overall flavor of his playing feels very improvised, as if he is sitting behind the kit with only an inkling of how the song goes. His faultless and paradoxical meld of order and chaos endows “Anxiety” with percussion so intense and animated, I would dare to call it alive.
            While John’s thrashing guitar holds down the chord changes beneath Charlie’s truly astonishing lead parts, it is the frontman’s vocal and lyrical contributions that really take “Anxiety” into the atmosphere. On this tune especially can we hear his smile pervading the vocal, especially at the tail-end of the chorus with the line “Feel it all and know that this will pass.” The message ingrained in the lyrics is one that is just as stimulating as the musicianship, as John urges his listener to stay strong against the overwhelming human urge to overanalyze and overcomplicate every challenge that decides to interrupt our lives. His verses trace the spiraling progression of a person under stress and their slow dissociation from responsibility: the subject begins by “thinking about it,” but quickly shrugs off their own capability, leaving it in the hands of a great power by “praying about it,” until finally they buckle under the perceived weight and start crying, giving in to despair.[6]
            Through this entire progression, John remains the voice of reason, reminding us that there will be waves too big for us to handle. He asserts that life doesn’t always have to be taken so seriously, because with enough time, even the worst trials will pass. Between the exceptional instrumentation and its sober-yet-unconcerned message, “Anxiety” has remained for over ten years my all-time favorite composition. It is an anthem to which I can rock out or meditate, a song born by serious musicians who refuse to take life seriously and who remind me always to do the same.

7.      Answers


            In sharp contrast to the fierce punk of the previous track, Goldfinger decides to let their ska side fully shine with “Answers.” This atypical minor-key jaunt is led by Charlie’s raging and catchy guitar melody, which interweaves itself with John’s searing vocals. In keeping with their genre choice, the chorus is laden with gang vocals, the whole band stepping in to support John’s accusatory demand to “tell me where your skeleton’s hiding.”[7] The flavor is further sustained with the added horn section, featuring a soulful trombone solo from RBF’s Dan Regan. Though in live performance, Charlie’s melodic riffing would normally take the spotlight in this tune, he humbly bows to the horns in this recording, letting them fill the sonic space in typical third-wave fashion. All the way through its devolving and frightening outro, “Answers” embodies the essence of the So Cal sound that this band arose from, but filters it through the enthusiastic and earnest camaraderie of these four musicians to create a unique and heady Goldfinger infusion.
  
8.      Anything


            Like “Only a Day” and “Anxiety,” “Anything” is another track that delivers a short jab of pure Goldfinger, both in energy and sound. The connection between Charlie and John as guitarists is extremely evident: John’s switches between full-bodied power chords and harmonizing licks, while Charlie layers both feedback and delightful leads on top. John’s lyrical message is also conveyed with heart-rending honesty—though he knows he is a “martyr” for a girl that fills him “up with emptiness,” he refuses to give her anything less than all he is. His complete resignation to this situation of undying love remaining unreciprocated is extremely tangible in his voice, so much so that the pause after his line “I can see sometimes you don’t want me” implies a punctuating shrug of acquiescence. Such frank sincerity is a key factor in making meaningful music, and one listen proves that “Anything” is naturally swarming with it.[8]
  
9.      Mable


            Up to this point, Goldfinger has been a largely serious and intense endeavor, but with “Mable,” this band changes gears entirely, revealing an integral part of their sound: humor. Leading off the goofy jam in the pregap, “Mable” is John’s parody of the longing love song. However, this torrid affair lasts only three days: John meets Mable on Sunday and falls for her, so much so that as of Tuesday, he marries her, exclaiming to the world “I’m with her now until I die.” However, on Tuesday, she is steeped in infidelity, having left John for Charlie, who is apparently hung with “a tube of cookie dough.” Besides the literal dick-measuring contest that ensues, John’s sappy and stupid chorus lyrics complete the romantic satire with cliché images of “smell[ing] the flowers” and “kiss[ing] all the babies.”[9]
            Though the lyrics are absolutely incredulous, Goldfinger attacks the music in their typical fashion, as Charlie drives the song with a super-catchy and fun guitar riff. The tune also features an energy change, as the band explodes into cut time into the final chorus, only to cut it back again for the outro. “Mable,” now and always an absolute standard at Goldfinger live shows, blends both the precision and absurdity that are absolutely pivotal to what this band is, and even after years of beating it to death, remains a fun and hilarious listen with every spin.

10.  The City with Two Faces


            In a similar vein to “Mable,” this tune is loaded with tongue-in-cheek reference and sarcasm, and is Goldfinger’s ode to the poser. “The City with Two Faces” kicks off with a heavy distorted bassline from Simon, who launches the tune into overdrive. This song is super-heavy, and features the violent and driving influence of metal on this band. The band opts for dissonance in this one, putting distortion on everything (including the vocals), and rocking a chorus whose two chords are tritones. John screams in disdain at the posers and fakes roaming the streets of LA, who cultivate images of themselves as punk rockers while complaining that their “espresso is too cold,” before dumping the tune into a jazzy breakdown in which he takes on the voice of one of these imposters.
            Over Simon’s thick walking bass line, John pokes fun at the farcical musicians overflowing from LA, who know LA’s “got some great bands” before butchering the name of Bad Religion, skewing it into something reminiscent of “Badger Legion.” He further shoves his foot in his mouth by claiming that most of Nirvana’s songs were about heroin, thus ripping on the faux-intelligence the music scene flaunts. John’s completely facetious rant is both hysterical and intelligent, and drills home the fact that Goldfinger, while being composed of four absolute goofballs, has an intelligent drive behind even their humor.[10]

11.  My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks


            A slow and smooth reggae jam, “My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks” is Goldfinger’s breather, often cited as the mandatory slow song in a set that allows them to relax for a moment. The chill vibe of this tune is certainly conducive to relaxation for everyone except the speaker, who can’t seem to get a worthwhile shower at his girlfriend’s place. Again, the band’s humor overflows from this tune, as John compares the shower’s pressure to urination, remarking that its poor performance makes him “grumpy” and causes him  to “lose hope.”[11] Despite being hardly longer than a minute and offering little more than a hearty laugh, “My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks” is a surprisingly complete song, and give the listener a chance to recover from the intensity before diving back in.


12.  Miles Away


            Every record has a tune that is so catchy and fun, it can hardly come fast enough, and for this record, “Miles Away” takes the cake. Goldfinger is an act known for their live performances (indeed, in an interview with RockZone, Darrin states “[I want people to remember] that we were a good live band. And goddamn sexy too), and the sheer vigor with which the band rips through “miles Away” proves that it was made for the stage.[12] A pop-punk anthem, this tune moves so quickly that sprinting wouldn’t keep you up with it. Featuring thrashing power chords, bright guitar licks, and incredible vocal harmonies, this tune demands singing along, and whips even the most placid crown into a frenzy of punk piranhas. Also, for all of its intricate and virile movement, “Miles Away” is extremely easy to digest, with an easy melody and only the most subtle of flourish. “Miles Away” is Goldfinger’s gift to those who supported them at live shows, a two minute juggernaut during which dancing is not only obligatory, but a natural extension of the music itself.

13.  Nothing to Prove


            Do you want thrashing madness frothing over from your punk rock? Of course you do! And Goldfinger’s “Nothing to Prove” has enough insanity to drive the whole world off the deep end. This song is Goldfinger’s excursion into pure hardcore punk: Darrin’s batters his drums in slash beats and somehow still manages to kick it into cut time, while Simon and Charlie rake their strings into frays across quick moving chord changes that undoubtedly left their fingers raw, if not bloody. John’s vocals move are so fast that they border on a mad dash. The band flies through verse-chorus changes before crashing into a heavy groove in the bridge that gives me chills with each listen. There is so much passion in this song that the whole band joins in on the chorus of “nothing to prove to you,” shouting as if these five words are their last.[13] “Nothing to Prove” is easily the most energetic and driving tune on Goldfinger, and impressed me so much that my friends and I named our first band after it, motivating us every night to play with as much passion as our heroes.

14.  Pictures


            Another dexterous tune loaded with groove, “Pictures” opens up with a smooth and mosaic bassline from Simon Williams, and though the rest of the band quickly jumps in, it’s clear that Simon owns this one. His bass is deep and furious, but each note flows charmingly into its neighbor, keeping the frame of the song collected yet elegant. The whole ensemble reflects this elegance against the pop/ska backdrop, as Reel Big Fish’s horn players return for one last bout of melodies, but as with most Goldfinger compositions, the ska bleeds into other genres, as the band shuffles into a suddenly brutal metal breakdown, built on tritones and syncopation, before taking on a more standard punk sound to finish off the tune.
            Like the composition, the lyrics in “Pictures” twist and turn in all directions. John’s lyrics take an ambiguous approach to the subject of love, touching on the many facets and implications created in a relationship. He plays the clingy lover in the first verse, complaining “Here I am alone again / it seems like your never there,” but in the second verse, he is the romantic, proclaiming “I’m so glad you’re here / I can’t believe I deserve you / I thought I’d let you know.” Furthermore, while he takes these conflicting voices of love, the song’s overall topic carries dichotomous undertones. On one level, John’s request for a picture of his lover is cute if not innocent, but on another his need to “look at you when you’re not there” can be taken as a request from a sexually frustrated lover who lacks visual stimulation.[14] John’s simple lines explore every direction that love can take by layering them together, making “Pictures” both an intelligent read and a sensational listen. 

15.  Phone Call


            Though the track listing officially ends at 14, Goldfinger leaves a few hidden and hilarious surprises tacked in the outro, and the first, a prank phone call, is one of the most absurd things I’ve ever heard. This call is the world’s first true introduction to the bedlam that is Darrin Pfeiffer, a man who will soon be known for forcing audience members to eat Twinkies wedged between his buttcheeks. In this call, Darrin answers a want ad for a drummer, posing as the rude and strung-out “Tim-Dog.” Though Nigel, the poor sap of a musician, attempts to ask relevant questions, Darrin takes total control of the conversation, focusing mostly on the taboo topics of hard drugs and STD’s. His interruptions become more crude and strange as the call goes on, as Darrin claims to have moshed on “12 hits of acid” in a crowd of melting people, but in the end, his ridiculous ruse somehow wins him an audition for Abby Normal. For the world, this phone call is the first boom of the coming storm of Darrin, but for Goldfinger to include such a skit on their debut record is extremely bold. Goldfinger is this band’s first true impression to the world, and with it they choose to flaunt the fact that they don’t take themselves very seriously. Such honesty at the risk of success is virtually unseen in the music industry, and Goldfinger’s audacity to fly in the face of reason only verifies how confident and crazy these four individuals (especially Darrin) are.

16.  Fuck You and Your Cat


            Goldfinger decides to officially close their eponymous debut with a concocted shot of everything the record has worked to build. The minute-long “Fuck You and Your Cat” starts slow with acoustic guitars and tapping percussion, as John weaves through memories of a relationship in its honeymoon twilight. But in typical Goldfinger fashion, the song turns into a thrash-punk rocket, loaded with distortion, crunchy bass, and hasty beats. John shouts disdainfully over the fracas, defaming his ex in the worst of ways as he sings “So fuck your trust, your perfume and your mother too!”[15] In this final one minute and sixteen seconds, Goldfinger recaps the many themes that they’ve been working to solidify along the course of the entire record. “Fuck You and Your Cat” works energy changes, incredible instrumentation, profuse humor, and angsty relationship-related lyrical images, spinning them all in one final burst of precise energy and enthusiasm. This hidden coda is a perfect a footnote to Goldfinger’s record, reiterating the many musical ideals with which they’ve been playing.  It is a distilled shot of pure Goldfinger, establishing the fundamental aspects of this band’s sound and style that will define their coming career.


            I completely understand that my love for all things Goldfinger is certainly skewing my view of this record, and I accept that. However, anyone who cracks open this record cannot deny the immeasurable honesty that surges outward from this record in abundance. Goldfinger is this band’s first true foray into the world as musicians—it is their first opportunity to impress the world, and this band throws itself body and soul into this record. Their enthusiasm for their own music runs rampant through the album and flavors each tune, and is so contagious and constant that my only impulse is to share in that raw energy.
            In an interview with Al Muzer, Darrin states that “Pretty much all we’ve ever really wanted to do [was] play shows in front of kids and go completely crazy.”[16] If Goldfinger shows anything at all, it is that without doubt, this band has succeeded. With their self-titled debut, Goldfinger wastes not a second on sucking up, giving in, or selling out. Every note and syllable is indelibly and absolutely theirs, a brutally honest and humble impression of their hard work and passion. This record is their imprint on the world, with a tone both serious and flippant, but never anything less than 100% Goldfinger.
            Whether or not you explore this record is up to you, but know this: after ten years and hundreds of songs, I have yet to find anything remotely as honest, intelligent, or downright fun as this record. It picks me up when I am depressed or stressed, and it keeps me uplifted hours after my speakers have gone silent. It has and continues to influence me as an artist, a musician, and a person, and each time I spin it, I am left with a ringing in my ears that urges me to be all I can be without compromise.





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